She's Nubs
NOFX
The War On Errorism (2003)

Its kind of hard to wear high heels,
Or slip on banana peels.
How does she get in and out of tubs?
I hope she don't get mad.
I hope she thinks this song is good not bad.
'Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs!

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows.
No phalanges, no knobby knees to knock.
She don't need knuckles or hands
To go see punk rock bands;
She's always in the stands she's nubs.

She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressd alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs.
No shoes for feet, but we sure do think she's neat!
She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs!

I asked her if she'd want a drink,
I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar.
But all she said was "No thanks"
"No" and "No".

It's time for us to leave,
So I grabbed and shook her sleave,
Told her I'd see her at the next club.
She got into a pack, some guy put her on his back,
She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub.

She's got beautiful eyes, breasts regular size.
But without calves and thighs, she's nubs.
It's hard to get good head or get tied to a bed
When all you've got is a body and head she's nubs.

She's nubs (she's nubs, she's nubs!)
She's nubs (she's nubs!)
She's nubs (she's nubs, she's nubs!)
She's nubs!

Oh, she may not walk the walk.
And she may not like to talk.
But, boy she sure knows how to rock
She's nubs! (She's nubs, she's nubs!)