Vanilla Sex
NOFX
S&M Airlines (1989)

Don't ever take away from me my pornography
I obviously we don't agree on whats obscene
I have the right to choose what I want to see and when
Don't ever try to take away from me and my rights to privacey
Because what I do is no ones business but me

So stay in missionary I hope that you get bored to death
Theres no way in hell I'm going through life having vanilla sex
The government is trying to get in your bedroom
Better lock your door and close the shades
Because there could be someone watching you today

Why do you try to make things illegal?
Why do we have to be 21?
Your so afraid that people are having way too much fun you know
Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?
Why do you wanna know how I screw?
It seems to me you got nothing better to do