All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I canât find anything to drink
The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
So Iâm headed down the street to first call
Me and the Bads were staying up late
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
So I said itâs only four short blocks to first call
Not a walk of shame itâs a walk of pride
Peoples goinâ to work while weâre getting cockeyed
The sunâs coming up and the drinks are goinâ down
So shut the fuck up and Iâll get the next round
6am, weâll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
Weâll stop the sweats and the shakes
Weâre gonna eat pickled egg
Weâre gonna see Toby Jeg
Weâre not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun
It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold
And everyone around meâs over 60 years old
But weâre gonna share the next hour or two
We all got each other and nothing better to do
Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb
A fat drunk jew starts singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three
6am, weâll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
Weâll stop the sweats and the shakes
Weâre gonna eat pickled egg
Weâre gonna hang with Dave Gregg
Weâre not gonna let sun light help decide when weâre done
All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I canât find anything to drink
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
So Iâm gonna be the very first one at first call. |
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