What Would Brian Boitano Do?
South Park O.S.T.
Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Stan: What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano would do!

Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold;
he did two Salchows and a Triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold

Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair!

All: So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano would do!

Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary

Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone

Stan: For Wendy, I'll be an activist too!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitanowould do!

All: So what would Brain Boitano do
He'd take all the kids in town;
And tell them to unite for truth,
That's what Brian Boitano would do!

All: When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010;
He fought the evil robot king
and saved the human race again!

Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubla Khan!

All: 'Cause Brian Boitano dosen't take shit from anybody!

So let's get all the kids together,
And <unite> to stop our moms,
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do!

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do!