Mountain Town
South Park O.S.T.
Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown,
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
This is a day when it's hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello

Man: Get out of my way

Stan: Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

Sharon: Well, good morning, Stan!

Stan: Mom, can I have 8 dollars to see a movie?

Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating!

Stan: But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!

Sharon: All right, all right, here you go. But be back for supper!

Stan: Thanks, mom!

Sharon: Oh, what a picture-perfect child
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!

Stan: Hi, is your son home?

Mrs McCormick: I think so... HEY!

Stan: Ow!

Mrs McCormick: Kenny! Wake up! Kenny, dammit, come on!

Kenny: Mph pmh, mhmp

Stan: Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out! You wanna come?

Kenny: Mpmh mhp hpm mhpm h

Mrs McCormick: Where do you think you're going?

Kenny: Mp hp mhp mhp m mph pmhm

Mrs McCormick: You can't! You have to go to church!

Kenny: Mpm hp mh ph hmhmp hmhpmh pmhmhp

Mrs McCormick: Well, fine, go ahead and miss church, and then when you die and go to Hell, you can answer to SATAN!!

Kenny: Mph ph

Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!

Kenny: Mph mphm hpmh hp m hmp
Mphmmp hpmh pmh hmphm p

Stan: That's right!
It's Sunday morning in our quiet little whitebred redneck mountain town!

Kyle: Ok, Ike, let's try this one more time!

Ike: *babbling*

Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

Ike: Don't kick the baby

Kyle: Kick the baby!

Stan: Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie!

Kyle: Oh, my God, dude!

Sheila: Kyle, what's going on?

Kyle: Nothing. We're going skating now.

Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.

Kyle: Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother! He's adopted!

Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!

Kyle: OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace!
That's why I moved to this redneck meshuganah quiet mountain town!

Cartman: MOOOOOOOOM! somebody's at the door! MOOOOOOM! Somebody's at the door, I said!

Ms Cartman: Coming, hon.

Cartman: Ay! I can't see the TV!

TV: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.

Ms Cartman: Oh, look, Eric! It's your little friends!

Ike: Cartman!

Cartman: What are you guys doing here? Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!

All: Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
And this this movie's gonna make our lives complete

Kyle and Stan: 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet

Cartman: Super sweet!

All: Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck podunk white trash

Kenny: Mph mhp!

All: U. S. A.!

Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to 'Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire' please?

Ticket Booth guy: NO!