I Can Change
South Park O.S.T.
Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Saddam: Some people say that I'm a bad guy,
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try,
I just fuck up! Try as I might!

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it!
Any minute now I will be born again!

Yes, I can change! I can change!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard!
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes I'm insane, but it' OK, 'cause I can change!

It's not my fault that I'm so evil;
It's society, society!
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive,
And it made a prick of me!

But I can change! I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!
I'll open up my heart and show it,
Any minute I will be born again!

Satan: But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam: Hey, Satan!
Don't be such a twit,
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go! I'm changing!

Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!