Women lose weight (feat slick rick) Morcheeba Charango (2002)What a surpriser Open your eyes Woman advisor
The name of this entertainment is Women lose weight Our first years of marriage everything was just great But after two kids And a weight gain factor The fact is Now she's completely unattractive Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice hit the gym And don't eat so much food But no 'You're shallow You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth'
But how if desires is not there That's just a delayment Divorces, child support alimony payments My unhappiness i doubt discouraged So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed "When you gonna leave your wife?" I tell her soon mommy soon i assume Or my destiny is blue Interestingly The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser Open your eyes Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her of course there's laws which enforces divorces I'll Send her ass right to the morgue miss
My place against all shenanigans Kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing about poisoning And i can't swim Bad intentions pumpin Might as well become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this Who could i get to help me murder this fat chick? Guess i have to play a dude robbing on wednesday The day she usually goes food shopping Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler Sent her clean over the divider "You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill I thought "she has to be dead" Later on get a call Lieutenant O Rourke had me leapin like a frog We need you at the morgue So i selfishly pursue "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
What a surpriser Open your eyes Woman advisor
So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run No sir we don't have no clues right now This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? Pull yourself together sir I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this I understand, I understand Catch the person who did this We're gonna try sir Please
Screamin "who done took my heart" acting all shaken up
At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order from restaurants All of the sex she wants I doubt could adressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside How i took a long lunch break then the wife died I darn then turned pale And because of betrayal they indicted me, gave me an impossible bail Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent Moral of the story is Desire is important So watch your weight It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her
What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor
I didn't have to kill her
'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces Send her ass right to the morgue I killed her
What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor
I didn't have to kill her
'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces Send her ass right to the morgue
Well there you have it Keep thin trim Keep your mariage healthy Do you know what i mean? Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
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