Mirror Mirror (I See A Damsel)
Violent Femmes, The
New Times (1994)

I see a damsel
In danger and distress
I see that she is pretty
I see a young girl
Dressed in a dirty dress
I see that she is pretty

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest one of all

I see a fat girl
With her hair in a mess
I see that she is pretty
I see a proud girl
She's pregnant I would guess
I see that she is pretty

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest one of all
Mirror mirror do not fail
Who deserves to go to jail

I see the school girls
Dressed in their Sunday best
I see that they are pretty
I see the wagon trains
Of pioneer women heading west
I see that they are pretty

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest one of all
Creature creature, here the plan
Leads unto the Fall of Man

I see a matron
Unbuttoning a tightly fitting dress
I see that she is pretty
I see a maiden
She's careless like all the rest
I see that she is pretty

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest one of all
Mirror mirror do not fail
Who deserves to go to jail
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the prettiest one of all
Mirror mirror humor me
Do they see what I see