III Wishes
Terrorvision
Shaving Peaches (1998)

If I had three wishes, I'd wish for five
Panorama, men at work, oh man alive
If I had five wishes I'd wish for six
I'd have a Midas touch and not a nervous twitch
If I had six wishes I'd wish for seven
No I'll go the whole hog give me a hundred and eleven wishes
What are they all for
So I can have everything I've ever wished for and more

If I had three wishes I'd wish for five
Then I could breath under water and I'd still be alive
I'd be as strong as ten tigers and fly through sky
Or be completely invisible yet still pleasing to the eye
Oh just nine wishes, no make it ten
So I can travel through time and start all over again
So I can travel through time and start all over again

(Refrain:)
If I had three wishes I'd wish for five
Peace on earth, ban the bomb, get along and survive
If I had five wishes I'd wish for six
I'd have a flat in the city and a house in the sticks
If I had six wishes I'd wish for seven
Just decide what you want and then make it happen
Just decide what you want and then make it happen

(Refrain:)
Wish me luck, wish me well
Wish me all the best and the rest to hell
Wish happy birthday, wish good new year
It's a wish wash there I bet you was here
It's a wish wash there I bet you were here

(Refrain:)
If I had three wishes
I'd have a hundred and eleven wishes
(Repeat to end)