99
Screeching Weasel
How To Make Enemies And Irritate People (1994)

I think of you every minute
of just about every other day
It's funny but the tv
dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away
Every time I think of you
I start to follow clues
can't call you from my shoe
99
The bathtub girls I see on bikes in Lakeview
all look too much like you and 99
I've got a job to do
but I can't concentrate anything else at this time
I know I should be gettting smart
but since we've been apart
I can't even count as high as 99
Don't tell me you're a double agent
I asked you not to tell me that
I'd join you in a New York minute
'cause you're so rad and that's a fact
When you left me things were Kaotic
and I think I almost lost Control
But now I am a little less psychotic
and my mission's not impossible
I will find another girl like 99
you know the world is full of 99'
but I'll remember you 99