The Ballad Of Gonzo Babbleshit
Satanic Surfers
Going Nowhere Fast

The boss told the worker should be glad that he's got a job
There's a lot of people out there who in fact do not
So don't join the union boy, "is that an implicit threat?"
Set us up 'gainst each other, divide and conquer, fire me if you want but I won't back down,
It just ain't fair that you should benefit from us being overworked and underpaid
So the boss pays on of his employees a little bit more, "keep an eye on the others" but the workers united
(Will never be invaded)
Yeah, the workers united
(Will never be invaded)

So fuck you very much
Yeah, fuck you very much indeed
That's the story so far of Gonzo Babbleshit (x2)

So don't join the union boy, "is that an implicit threat?"
Set us up 'gainst each other, divide and conquer, fire me if you want but I won't back down,
It just ain't fair that you should benefit while I'm trying so hard to get
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