Crush with Eyeliner
REM
Monster (1994)

I know you
I know you've seen her
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
Walking down the street
Will I never meet her?
She's a real woman-child
Oh my kiss breath turpentine

I am smitten
I'm the real thing I'm the real thing
Have you seen her come around?
My crush with eyeliner

I'm in like
I'm infatuated
It's all too much, the pressure
She's all that I can take
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude, you faker
How can I convince her, faker
That I'm invented too, yeah

I am smitten
I'm the real thing I'm the real thing
We all invent ourselves and, uh, you know me

Yeah, she's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
She's her own invention she's her own invention
That gets me in the throat
What can I make myself be?
Life is strange, yeah Life is strange
What can I make myself be, fake her
To make her mine?

I am smitten
I'll do anything I'll do anything
A kiss breath turpentine
My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
You know me yeah, you know me
I could be your Frankenstein
My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
I'm the real thing I'm the real thing
Won't you be my valentine?
My crush with eyeliner