Pain In Da Ass Stewardess (skit)
Redman
Doc's Da Name 2000 (1998)

Lady On Intercom:
Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes, ascending into Kennedy Airport. The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening. The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling. Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight. We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones. So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass (laughs).

Stewardess:
Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.

Redman:
Aight, Imma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag.

Stewardess:
Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.

Redman:
Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.

Stewardess:
Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk

Redman:
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my f**king nerves, get the f**k outta here aight.

Stewardess:
Sir is there a problem?

Redman:
*sighs* Yeah there's a problem.

Stewardess:
Do I have to alert the captain?

Redman:
Yeah...alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the f**k over here!
(stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the f**king captain!
(door opens, stewardess still screaming)
Who's in charge here?

Captain:
I am

(Gun Fires)
Redman:
I said who's in charge here?

Co-Pilot:
Uh, you are.

Redman:
Alright then, now turn this mutherf**ker around!

Redman talking on intercom:
Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. This is a muther-f**king stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet. I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, mutherf**king shoes, sneakers, socks, I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your f**king frequent flyer miles. I'm telling you the first mutherf**ker to move is gonna catch this mutherf**ker. Now send the bag around....Thank you.

(people start screaming)

Redman:
Mutherf**ker didn't I say don't move
(gun fires 4 time)
(Plane starts falling)
(people still screaming)