Women lose weight (feat slick rick)
Morcheeba
Charango (2002)

What a surpriser
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

The name of this entertainment is
Women lose weight
Our first years of marriage everything was just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact is
Now she's completely unattractive
Look fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym
And don't eat so much food
But no
'You're shallow
You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth'

But how if desires is not there
That's just a delayment
Divorces, child support alimony payments
My unhappiness i doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage

Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed
"When you gonna leave your wife?"
I tell her soon mommy soon i assume
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her
of course there's laws which enforces divorces
I'll Send her ass right to the morgue miss


My place against all shenanigans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
And i can't swim
Bad intentions pumpin
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
Who could i get to help me murder this fat chick?
Guess i have to play a dude robbing on wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
Sent her clean over the divider
"You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
I thought "she has to be dead"
Later on get a call
Lieutenant O Rourke
had me leapin like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So i selfishly pursue
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir
Please

Screamin "who done took my heart"
acting all shaken up

At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex she wants
I doubt could adressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
How i took a long lunch break then the wife died
I darn then turned pale
And because of betrayal they indicted me, gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Desire is important
So watch your weight
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
Send her ass right to the morgue
I killed her

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
Send her ass right to the morgue

Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your mariage healthy
Do you know what i mean?
Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler

Peace