Light As A Feather
Lunachicks
Jerk Of All Trades (1995)

Light as a feather, stiff as a board
Stii as a week in May
I dare you, I dare you,
Do it now or you can't play
Jump the bridge, just for kicks
Jump the bridge and pray
I dare you, I dare you, do it & die today
Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Everybody's doin' it,
Don't think your gonna get away
2 fingers all around, light the candle
Raise the dead
Hair raisin on the back of my neck
A wrinkled hand on the tarot deck
I dare you, I dare you,
Don't worry it'll be okay
Light as a feather, stiff as a board!

Seance in the summer outside
We'll make out in the pool
Seven minutes in heaven, better do it
Spin the bottle, slip the tongue
Or you wont be cool !

It's okay that you did'nt invite me
I could'nt make it anyway
Spin the bottle's just not for me
Anyhow I gotta go to ballet
Boys with cans of Bianca spray
Girl's with floral bouquet
I don't mind if you dare me
I wont be there anyway!
Light as a feather, stiff as a board,
Stiff as a board!
Okay now it's your turn don't look
Stupid don't look prude
Do it baby, baby do it, do it baby, baby do it
Don't you wanna be in?
Oh I know i'm nnot invited to all
the kissin parties after school
Me in my high water apnts
Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool !
Light as a feather, stiff as a board,
Stiff as a board