The Crab Louse
Lords Of Acid
Voodoo-U (1994)

i wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh.
the most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind.
better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams.
the secret of the crablouse.
here's a message for the girls about vaginas.
and the consequence of fiddling with a partner.
mind your labia they're never out of danger.
if you're gonna go to bed with a stranger.
creatures might be hidden in his pubic area.
it's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
it's gonna grab you by the pubic hair.
shake your pussy when the bastard's there.
it's there to stay, sucks all day.
it's there to bite, my parasite.
the little vampire, horny and so greedy.
it doesn't care about a penis and it's envy.
it's intelligent, nasty and it's sick.
a party animal, a pervert and a pig.
if a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva.
stumbles through your body right into your vulva.
then waits patiently until a penetration.
gets it out of there and right into salvation.
it's there to stay, sucks all day.
it's there to bite, my parasite.
now we know the little crablouse is a raver.
you can't get rid of it unless you use a razor.
it's unbearable, funky and so cool.
a real smartass and nobody's fool.
if you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem.
we all know that it's connected with his scrotum.
he might tell you that his undie is too tight.
but you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right.
it's there to stay, sucks all day.
it's there to bite, my parasite.
my love machine, my maddest dream.
turns me on, makes me come.