Bony Moronie
Lennon, John
Rock'n'roll (1975)

I got a girl named Bony Moronie
she's as skinny as a stick of macoroni
got to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on
she's not very fat, just skin and bone.

Well, now I love her and she loves me
oh, how happy now we're gonna be
making love underneath the apple tree, oh!

Well, I told her mama and her papa, too
just exactly what I'm gonna do
we're gonna get married on a night in june
rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon.

Well, now I love her ...

Well, she's my one and only, she's my hearts desire
she's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
ev'rybody's watching when my baby walks by
she's so good looking, really catches the eye.

Well, now I love her ...

Yeh, yeh, underneath the apple!
Making love, yeh!
Harder!