On my way home, police car pulled me over After they left, I puttered out of gas Triple-A' came, but my card was expired! I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted! They put cold things in my butt They sampled a bit of my DNA They left me on top of my sheets I dreamt I went pottyy, then woke up drenched in me This day sucked the hardest ever... I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way I got up to toss my soiled sheets, the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me) then I heard the voice say, "Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!" I suppose I'm the culprit for running out of gas Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his Triple-A fee In actuality, I let the zetas probe me Yesterday was all my fault I let negativity get the better of me Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds! They temporarily set free this quandary |
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