Everywhere I go, bitches always know,
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show. (Bitch)
Everywhere I go, bitches always know,
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show.
Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard,
Put on some scene gear.
Gotta get drunk before my Mom wakes up,
Break up with my girlfriend, so I can bang sluts.
I`m Undead, unfed, been sleeping on, bunk beds, since 10
So if I don`t booze it, I`m gonna lose it, everybody get to it, do it, get ruined.
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Letâs get this party started, letâs keep them 40`s poppinâ (what)
So just get buzzed, and stay fucked up, weâll keep them panties droppinâ
When I start drinking, my dick does all my thinking,
Hoâs want to be seen with me, and I like their big fake titties.
Tea cups with extra filling, take it out, let me lick it quickly,
Calm down itâs just a hickey, Iâll blame it on this whiskey sipping, gets me tipsy.
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz,
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz.
I wanna take you home, but your friends won`t let ya,
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta.
Buy beer or pay the rent,
My signing bonus was quickly spent,
So I`ll beat my meat like Iâm a fuckinâ butcher,
And Iâll punk the pussy like Iâm Ashton Kutcher.
(Chorus)
Letâs get this party jumpinâ
Letâs see some 40 chugginâ
I wanna see your booty rubbinâ
Against my dick when I start buzzinâ
C`mon girls I wanna see you drinkinâ
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin
Make a move I saw you winkinâ
Drunken pussy is what Iâm thinkinâ
I donât give a fuck if youâre drunk or not,
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance.
Grab two hoâs and do some body shots,
I wanna party all night till they call the cops.
Fuck a wrist band, lets all do a keg stand,
Iâm like Cheech you got the Chong, hittinâ up the beer bong.
The cops show up they`re gonna get the finger,
And I donât give a fuck â¦.. cause I`m the designated drinker
(Chorus)