Musical Monkey
Guttermouth
Musical Monkey (1997)

i`ve got a fanzine
so i should know
everything about every band
i turned punk 2 years ago
i tell my subjects
i'm d.i.y.
i'll call your band a sellout
& i'll tell convienient lies
i've got a lot of staples
and to much...
time to trash a band
they fucking blow
since i wasn't on the list
i didn't make the show oh well
no major labels
they really suck
except for bad religion
can't get their sticker off my truck
got my own agenda
i write the rules
i'll use my moms cash
nobody knows
you calling me a liar
yea my story has some holes
start a label
rip off the bands
liberate the punk scene
part of my master plan
if it's in my zine
it must be true
who told you i`m always crying
just because i'm getting sued
that guys an asshole
that bands on ludes
i guess my little fanzine
is like the weekly world news