The Kiss (skit)
Eminem
The Eminem Show (2002)

[Eminem]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

[Gary]
Yo man

[Eminem]
What

[Gary]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this

[Eminem]
Man would u shut the fuck up Gary you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

[Gary]
Aight let me park

[Eminem]
Just park

[Gary]
Im parkin!

[Eminem]
Turn the car off dogg

[Gary]
Aight

[Eminem]
Aight we wait

[Gary]
We wait for what

[Eminem]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her

[Gary]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

[Eminem]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty

[Gary]
Man dont point that shit at me

[Eminem]
Its not even loaded bitch, look
(laughin)

[Gary]
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem]
Yea but its funny as fuck

[Gary]
Your fukin around is gonna kill me one of these days, i swear

[Eminem]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?

[Gary]
where?

[Eminem]
Right there mothafucka

[Gary]
Oohh yeah

[Eminem]
Aight get down get down

[Gary]
Here we go again

[Eminem]
Get Down!

[Gary]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem]
Yo, who she walkin with

[Gary]
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem]
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Gary]
I dont think so

[Eminem]
Dogg she just fucken kissed him

[Gary]
No she didnt

[Eminem]
Shes kissin him

[Gary]
No shes not

[Eminem]
Gets out car

[Gary]
Ohh shit

[Eminem]
Come on
MARSH!
(Screaming & Running)