Steve Berman
Eminem
Relapse (2009)

(Ring Ring)
Secretary: Mr.Berman?

Berman: What?

Secretary: We have Eminem here to see you.

Berman: About fuckin' time...Send him in!

(Door opens)
Em: Steve! Good to see you man. Um,hey I jus-

Berman: Well look who decided to show his face. I hope you've had fun in the last four years.

Em: Look man...I apologize again for-

Berman: For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?

Em: Again, it was a mistake. It was a terrible mista-are you wearing a bulletproof vest?

Berman: And then you go and do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit for almost 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation?

Em: Well that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get your opinion-

Berman: Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess...Another album about poor me, I'm so famous it has ruined my rich little life and I'm such a tortured artist let me make music about it and my tragic love life. Am I on to something here?

Em: C'mon man it's not like that-

Berman: You know what? Just hand the fucking thing over, I'm done talking to you. Think you can just come and go as you please, big selfish superstar-

Em: Steve, I had a drug problem.

Berman: Oh poor me, "I had a drug problem", who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what?
(Cocks gun, Em: "Woah!")
Just lay this shit down on my desk and get the fuck out!

Em: Woah Woah, Jesus Christ man, alright alright, here, fine...

Berman: What's this shit?! Two cds?!

Em: That's what I've been trying to tell you man it's two albums-

Berman: Just get out! Get the fuck out!

Em: Alright man see you later....