Groovy Chick
Diesel Boy
Cock Rock (1996)

And he said "She looks beautiful like Mariliyn Monroe."
Now he can't get her off his mind
We could not believe it
When he told us the news
He said "I met this chick and she's real groovy."
Now he's pretty hung up
He sends her flowers at work
He calls her every night
He even missed a Patch show
We never really thought that this could ever happen
But it seems that this is true
He found a girlfriend he is really happy
"Oh baby, baby, I love you!"

Now he doesn't masturbate like he used to
He's down to two or three times

Every other day
He's late for practice again
He must be at her place
She must be really nice
Or really fucking crazy