I am the walrus
Die Toten Hosen
Crash landing (1999)

I am he as you are he
As you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky
See how they run
I'm crying...

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

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Don't you thing the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied. I'm crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen
Them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob...