DotA
Devil's Urethra
Devil's Urethra - DotA (2006)

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Defense of the Ancients (x8)
Mortred, Clinkz, Rhasta, Bradwarden, Razor, Lina Inverse, Nortrom
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The Shaman and Fletcher, they have many stories,
These are their adventures, in all of their glory,
One has a rough texture, the other's a stoner,
One is a collector, the other's a boner,
They both smoke the nectar, theyre both never sober,
They travel together, searching out donors

If theres ever a war, theyre first to tackle,
Rhasta drops a few wards, then he casts his shackles,
Clinkz shoots arrows galore with fire they crackle,
Adding stats to their core right after the battle

When he shoots forked lightning, you're fried to a crisp,
His voodoo is frightning, turning you to a fish,
While you're busy grinding, he's already filthy rich,
His senses are heightened, cuz his doctor's a witch.

If you choose to use some lame magic,
Clinkz'll shoot his diffusal blade at it,
His arrows now imbued with a blue static,
A weapons thats been proven to rape laggots,

Whenever you start losin you throw a fit,
That's why I'm boozin when I scroll and click,
There's a hero I pick when I'm bored of Clinkz,
I choose Mortred with her shadow strike and blink

it's so sick with my crystalys
I can fit two crits into a single hit
Flip the switch and then im infinite
Flick my wrist and I blink so swift

Careful with all that wealth ya grabbin tho
'cause I hit you with my stealth assassin's blow
Crit you, kill you, and take half your dough
Then you say you couldn't see my shadow

That's the concept, leave if you're losing
That's such nonsense, what the F are you doing?!

[chorus] Luna, Crixalis, Ulfsaar, N'aix, Sven, King Leoric, Nevermore

To keep it up, I got a lot to do
just like the pandaren's got lots to brew
what would you feel if somebody shot at you?
Naga What? Naga Who?

As you get the drilled, the tables are turning
I got the will, inner fire is burning
I got the skills while you're still busy learning
I get more kills than dota has versions

When I play, I just can't budge
Cuz I'm hooked, like getting ganked by pudge
And I thirst, I got that lust for blood
It's not just a game, it's also a drug

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