A Man Walks Into A Bar Chumbawamba Un (2004)A man walks into a bar, he says, "Give me a Bacardi and Coke!" The Back o' Beyond Repair welcomes the broken and the broke Blather hitches a ride on the back of second-hand smoke and the man, well, he'll be the punchline in someone else's joke "I'll beat this drink! It's a habit I'll kick. Please help me now, I'm gonna be sick. Something hit me; I wound up on the floor. Damn this Bacardi! I don't want any more." A man walks into a think-tank full of hooch and future sales, mixing wish lists with extention plans re: Guantanamo jail Smell the solid beech, and a whiff of 'cannot fail' and a gilt-tray chock with goblets dripping cut-throat cocktails And they drink a toast to Florida and all its air-conditioned hum, and they damn the health of Cuba and they damn its bona fide rum He sucks a kalamata olive, spits out the stone, and he mimics crushing people between forefinger and thumb "I'll beat this drink! It's a habit I'll kick. Please help me now, I'm gonna be sick. Something hit me; I wound up on the floor. Damn this Bacardi! I don't want any more." The first man wakes up in the same bar, but it's different, as in a dream In fact it's someone else's dream Clean sheets and new regime Fidel burns as Nero roams "Give the bar a zip code!" "See you..." "Si... C.U." And it's one more for the road "I'll beat this drink! It's a habit I'll kick. Please help me now, I'm gonna be sick. Something hit me; I wound up on the floor. Damn this Bacardi! I don't want any more." |
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