If Love Was A Plane
Brad Paisley
5th Gear (2007)

She's 98 pounds working down at the Dairy Queen.
With an oval-vee home perm, and braces.
and He's long haired, no job and just 19
They got a baby on the way.
They're off to the races in love.

Look at em' go.
Now what in the world can go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, It's best they don't know.
If Love was a plane, Nobody get on.

At the Ivey at lunchtime, in Beverly Hills,
The paparazzis are gathered outside.
'cause an actor and actress are havin' lunch.
And the Chord ain;t extra and entertainment.

Tonight they're in Love,
Now look at em' go,
Now what in the world can go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, It's best they don't know.
If love was a plane, Nobody get on.

Imagine now, the collage boys,
on the intercom right before we leave the ground.
sayin, folks thanks for flyin with us, but theres a 6 in 10
chance we're goin' down.

But, that's the strangest thing about this emotion,
even knowin', our chances are small.
We line up, at the gate with our tickets,
Thinkin' somehow we're different,
I mean, after all...

We're in Love.
Look at us go,
Now what in the world can go wrong?
To hell with the odds, we'd rather not know,
If love was a plane, Nobody get on.
Yeah,
If love was a plane, Nobody get on