99 Biker Friends
Bowling For Soup
The Great Burrito Extortion Case (2006)

Such a big man, such a little chick,
I think it all goes back to your tiny...
Pick-up truck in the driveway, with a sticker on the window, "Rest in Peace #3"

Tell all your friends how you put her in her place,
7 pounds of make-up just to hide her beat-up face.
Such a pretty face.

[Chorus]
It takes a tough man to slap her around,
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your ass.

You tell her that you're sorry,
Blame it on the beer,
Your dad was mean to you.
Your friends think your an ass hole,
And I do too.
Overcompensating, for your small shoes.
Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms tell her this won't happen again
When will this end?

[Chorus]
Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around,
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your ...

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
(With his trusty nun-)
Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger
All the dudes from Danger Danger
Get me A-Team, 50-Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards

[Chorus]
It takes a tough man to slap her around,
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
You're such a tough guy I can't wait to bring you down,
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your ass.

(99 biker friends)
I hope that you can run fast
(99 biker friends)
Start running now
(99 biker friends)
We're gonna kick your ass!