Battle of Who Could Care Less
Ben Folds Five
Whatever and Ever Amen (1997)

Do you not hear me anymore
I know its not your thing to care
I know its cool to be so bored
But it sucks me in when you're aloof
It sucks me in, it sucks it works
I guess it's cool to be alone

Will you never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less
Every day you wake up late Sometimes I wish I was that way

And you think Rockford Files is cool
But there are some things that you would change
If it were up to you
So think about your masterpiece
Watch the Rockford Files
Call to see if Paul can score some weed

Will you never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less
Unearned unhappiness
That's okay, I guess ...

I've got this great idea
Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin Mint:
Fine pewter portraits of General Apathy and Major Boredom
Singing whatever and ever amen ...
...Oh well, maybe not - I'll try again
This should cheer you up for sure
See, I've got your old I.D.
And you're all dressed up like the Cure

Will you never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less
Unearned unhappiness
You're my hero I confess