there's a place where everyone can be happy,</br> it's the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world,</br> it's made of candy canes and planes, </br> red choo choo trains and the meanest little boys,</br> and the most innocent little girls,</br> and you know, </br> I wish that I could go there,</br> it's a road that I have not found,</br> and I wish you the best of luck dear,</br> drop a card or letter to my side of town,</br> 'cuz there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend,</br> but baby I'm amazed by the hate that you, can send and you,</br> painted my entire world but I,</br> don't have the terpentine to clean</br> what you have soiled....</br> and I won't forget it
there's a place where everyone can be right,</br> even though you remain determined to be opposed,</br> admittance requires no qualifications,</br> it's where everyone has been and where everybody goes,</br> so please try not to be impatient,</br> for we all hate standing in line,</br> and when the farm is good and bought,</br> you'll be there without a thought,</br> and eternity my friend, is a long fucking time