Siamese Centrefolds
Ark, The
Let your body decide EP (2001)

In my dreams I have seen
tales beyond the extreme,
in the land of obscene
some find shelter.

God gave back to sanity clause
get your friend a dress with claws
and the holes to show the flaws
Oh he's writing a lovesong.

Chorus
Pardon me, I don't wanna see,
siamese centrefolds buzzing me.
Oh no, I don't wanna know
no siamese creepshow, no.

Mummy nun, policeman stunts
clockwork writing hard-on songs
and curly tales with nothing on
maybe I'm geting old.

Don't wanna know where it's done
Don't wanna know what songs they've sung,
just wanna wake up and be happy
that I'm still young.

Chorus
Pardon me, I don't wanna see,
siamese centrefolds buzzing me.
Oh no, I don't wanna know
no siamese creepshow, no.

Pardon me I don't wanna see,
siamese centrefolds buzzing me.
Oh no, I don't wanna know
What's going on below
downstairs at the siamese floorshow.

Chorus
Pardon me, I don't wanna see,
siamese centrefolds buzzing me.
Oh no, I don't wanna know
no siamese creepshow, no.
Pardon me, I don't wanna see,
siamese centrefold's buzzing me - oh yeah
Oh no, I don't wanna know
no siamese creepshow, no.
Pardon me, I don't wanna see,
siamese centrefold's buzzing me - oh yeah
Oh no, I don't wanna know
no siamese creepshow, no.

I've never felt such great distress
but the lowest crime can become success.
Who else would call them lover, say?
Who else would put their back so straight?
But oh, the girl she said she come for the dancin'...