Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured
Arctic Monkeys
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not (2006)

Well, ask if we can have six in
If not we'll have to have two
Well, you're coming up our end, aren't you
So I'll get one with you

He wouldn't let us have six in
Especially not with the food
He could have just told no though
He didn't have to be rude

You see her with the green dress
She talked to me at the bar
How come it's already two pound fifty
We've only gone about a yard

Didn't you see she were gorgeous?
She were beyond belief
But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice
Came and paid for her Tropical Reef

And I'm sitting going backwards
And I didn't want to leave
I said, it's High Green mate
Via Hillsborough please

Well how funny were that sketch earlier
Up near that taxi rank
Oh n,o you would've missed it
Think it were when you went to the bank

These two lads squaring up proper shouting
About who were next in the queue
The kind of thing that would seem so silly
But not when they've both had a few

Well calm down, temper temper
You shouldn't get so annoyed
But you're acting like a silly little boy

They wanted to be men
And do some fighting in the street
They said 'no surrender, no chance of retreat!'

So riding in the taxi
Cause I didn't wanna leave
I said, it's High Green mate
Via Hillsborough please

Took a go at taxi jumping
Ask around are you sure
Went for it but the red light was showing
And red light indicates doors are secured