You Play On A Softball Team
Anal Cunt
I Like It When You Die (1997)

you fucking fag
you have a mustache
you hang around with men
and stare at thier ass

[chorus:]
you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i've
ever seen,you play on a softball team

your teams sponsored by a gay bar
and you've got team pride
too bad most of your team
all got a.i.d.s. and died

[chorus]


27. Because You're Old

you have to wear a diaper
because you're old [x2]
you have to use a wheelchair
b.y.o.(because you're old) [x2]
you can't remember your kids names
b.y.o. [x2]
you have to wear dentures
b.y.o. [x2]

b.y.o.-i hate old people
b.y.o.-you're fucking old

your kids tossed you in a nursing home
b.y.o. [x2]
but they'd rather have you put to sleep
b.y.o. [x2]
you can't even feed yourself
b.y.o. [x2]
i'd hate to fucking be like you
b.y.o. [x4]